THREE LITTLE KOOKS FROM Q

(Lauren Boebert, Josh Hawley and Marjorie Taylor-Greene skip onstage)

ALL: THREE LITTLE
KOOKS FROM Q ARE WE!
LAUREN: LAUREN
JOSH: AND JOSH
MARJORIE:AND MARJORIE!
ALL: FEELIN’ ALL
INSURRECTIONY-Y,
THREE LITTLE KOOKS
FROM Q!

LAUREN: I’M PACKING HEAT EV’RYWHERE I GO (Shoots imaginary gun)
(Pew! Pew! Pew!)
JOSH: I’M WAITING FOR MY BEARD TO GROW! (Look! Is that a hair?)
MARJ: I AM A FREAKING HORROR SHOW!! (Cackles maniacally)
ALL: THREE LITTLE KOOKS FROM Q

ALL: THREE LITTLE KOOKS
WE’RE YOUNG AND VICIOUS!
WE’VE TASTED POWER,
JOSH: (Spoken) It’s delicious!
LAUREN: I’M SAGITTARIUS!
MARJ: I’M SEDITIOUS!
ALL: THREE LITTLE KOOKS FROM Q,
THREE LITTLE KOOKS FROM Q!

(Awkward dance break)

(Bridge)
LAUREN: NANCY PELOSI’S THE WORST, IT’S TRUE!
JOSH: SHE PUTS THE “EEW” IN RED-WHITE-BLUE!
MARJ: I DIPPED HER GAVEL IN SUPER GLUE!
ALL: WE HID HER DENTURES, TOO!
(Giggle)




LAUREN: SHOULD ONE OF US LOSE OUR SEAT,
ALL: BOO HOO!
JOSH: THREE LITTLE KOOKS WOULD THEN BE TWO,
LAUREN: THAT WOULD BE ME
JOSH: NO, ME!
BOTH: (to Marj) NOT YOU!
ALL: I SEE MYSELF ONE DAY,
RUNNING THE USA!

ALL: THREE LITTLE KOOKS,
YOU LIBS, BE WARY!
JOSH: I’M REALLY SMART
MARJ: I’M SUPER SCARY!
LAUREN: I’M WHO YOUR MOM WANTS YOU TO MARRY! (Pew! Pew!)
ALL: THERE’S NOTHING WE WON’T DO,
THREE LITTLE KOOKS FROM Q!