Post by T on Mar 18, 2021 23:29:10 GMT
It's after midnight,
Stalled about as long as I can stall.
Soon I will feel right,
Get into a little online brawl,
Let's fire the app up!
My fingers itch to make known my opinions,
Make lots of crap up,
The only way to show you that I'm right,
If it takes all night!
I'll go on Twitter!
Talk Twitter sass
You don't know who I am,
so hashtag-you-can-kiss-my-ass,
Yeah, here on Twitter
Twitter fights,
You're typing for your life to get some killer...retweets...tonight!
I'll make a meme now,
Show I'm tough with this cute talking cat.
That's like my dream now,
A clever phrase to show you I'm all that.
Which one to choose?
I'm partial to the meme with Admiral Ackbar
How can you lose?
Whenever things start turning into crap,
Just yell, "It's a Trap!"
When you're on Twitter,
A Twitter God,
You're always right and pretty,
Never dumb or bland or odd,
Yes, here on Twitter
Your Twitter nights
You're typing like a fiend to throw some... bitter...Twitter...tonight!
Stalled about as long as I can stall.
Soon I will feel right,
Get into a little online brawl,
Let's fire the app up!
My fingers itch to make known my opinions,
Make lots of crap up,
The only way to show you that I'm right,
If it takes all night!
I'll go on Twitter!
Talk Twitter sass
You don't know who I am,
so hashtag-you-can-kiss-my-ass,
Yeah, here on Twitter
Twitter fights,
You're typing for your life to get some killer...retweets...tonight!
I'll make a meme now,
Show I'm tough with this cute talking cat.
That's like my dream now,
A clever phrase to show you I'm all that.
Which one to choose?
I'm partial to the meme with Admiral Ackbar
How can you lose?
Whenever things start turning into crap,
Just yell, "It's a Trap!"
When you're on Twitter,
A Twitter God,
You're always right and pretty,
Never dumb or bland or odd,
Yes, here on Twitter
Your Twitter nights
You're typing like a fiend to throw some... bitter...Twitter...tonight!