UPTOWN FUNK

This city, called Washington
Was once a swamp, it still is one
Looking back we had a knack  
For major screwup masterpieces
Johnson, Nixon, stuck in Ho Chi Minh city
Impeachment mess, Lewinskys dress
J Edgar lookin so pretty
 
We got, hot damn
Stuck in Baghdad, just for Saddam
We got, hot damn
Some souvenirs from Afghanistan
We got, hot damn
Schwarzenegger and his au pair 
We got, hot damn
Clarence Thomas and a pubic hair
Break it down now
 
Politicians out to screw ya (who?)
Presidents lie to ya (who?)
Lawyers all gonna sue ya (who?)
 
Cause Downtown Funk is coming for you
The NRA is Gunnin for ya
Cable news keeps running for ya
Every night, it never stops
Don’t believe me just watch
Don’t believe me just watch