Post by bari on Mar 22, 2021 0:56:40 GMT
This is a mash note to Dr. Fauci, who continues to be a regular presence in the news. I'm thinking' a girl could sing it, maybe in front of a green screen, and Kev could project dreamy photos of Dr. Fauci.
I've Got a Crush on You
Now, last year, 2020
Was just chock full of plenty
That’s bad,
And really sad.
But as the world grew dimmer,
I tried to find a glimmer of light,
Each day and night.
Glued to cable news
As time kept crawling by,
I was drawn to one attractive older guy.
So calm and reassuring,
And yet so damned alluring
To me,
Tony Fauci…
I’ve got a crush on you,
Yes, I do,
I watch all your briefings,
Hearings, too!
I never ever get bored when,
You smirk and laugh at
That jerk Jim Jordan!
Ooh, those hands!
So sublime!
You can vaccinate me
Anytime!Your Brooklynese makes me blush,
‘Cuz I’ve got a crush, Dottore, on you.
Tony, what can I do?
You may try to hide, but
I C U!
If I were only your spouse,
There would always be
A doc in the house!
youtu.be/39xXp4ClVpg
I've Got a Crush on You
Now, last year, 2020
Was just chock full of plenty
That’s bad,
And really sad.
But as the world grew dimmer,
I tried to find a glimmer of light,
Each day and night.
Glued to cable news
As time kept crawling by,
I was drawn to one attractive older guy.
So calm and reassuring,
And yet so damned alluring
To me,
Tony Fauci…
I’ve got a crush on you,
Yes, I do,
I watch all your briefings,
Hearings, too!
I never ever get bored when,
You smirk and laugh at
That jerk Jim Jordan!
Ooh, those hands!
So sublime!
You can vaccinate me
Anytime!Your Brooklynese makes me blush,
‘Cuz I’ve got a crush, Dottore, on you.
Tony, what can I do?
You may try to hide, but
I C U!
If I were only your spouse,
There would always be
A doc in the house!
youtu.be/39xXp4ClVpg
