STATEHOOD BILL

STATEHOOD BILL

(“Bill” from SHOWBOAT)



I’M A STATEHOOD BILL,

I’VE BEEN AROUND FOR YEARS,

WHEN DC’S IN THE HOUSE,

YOU NEVER NOTICE ME.

I’M NOT JUST SLEAZE,

AND CHERRY TREES,

AND WAY MORE PEOPLE

CALL ME HOME THAN WYOMING!

NOW, I MUCH PREFER,

TO HAVE A SENATOR

UP ON THE HILL.

THE FACT IS,

I PAY MY TAXES, DUDE—

SO DAMN IT,

PASS MY BILL!