GO STAND SIX FEET FROM ME

GO STAND SIX FEET FROM ME



I masked up,

And gassed up

To go to Trader Joe’s.

I waited all day till

The store was gonna close.



Got prune juice,

And produce,

Reached for a round of Brie.

This Karen

Runs up and

Grabs it away from me!

(I said)

Go stand,

Go stand, go!

Go stand six feet from me!

Don’t cough on

My Calgon

And give me back my Brie!