Not Well Known

(a parody of "Cover of the Rolling Stone" by Shel Silverstein

Well, the times are a-changin'
And you might think it strange, when
We record everywhere that we go.
We film ourselves sleepin',
On the can, while we're weepin',
Add some sound effects, make it a show,

To you it's a joke; us?
Well it's our main focus
Don't stop me cause I am in the zone
And I don't need to mention
That it's all for attention
Cause you're no one if you ain't well known.

(Ain't well known)
Like Ed Sheeran or like Justin Bieber,
(...known)
Hit the button and be a subscreeber (?)
(...known)
Sure I like my smilin' face,
But you ain't no one if you ain't well known!


My instagram account
has more thumbs up than I can count,
And my twitter's not doing too bad.
Wanna be an influencer
But, my wife, I can't convince her,
So I gotta keep working for her dad,
All the time I'm spending
Why am I not trending?
I'll keep posting content from my phone
Just give me some attention,
Just a like or a mention,
Cause I'm no one if I'm not well known.

(Not well known)
Like the leader that we had before
(...known)
Make yourself a big attention whore
(...known)
I'll take my cue from Donald Trump,
Dumb is fine as long as you're well known!

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