DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS

Deep In the Heart of Texas

Oh our eyes shine bright
With crazy light
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Deep in the heart of Texas!

We're bigg on rights
At least for whites,
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Deep in the heart of Texas!

We got big plans,
For gays and trans,
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Deep in the heart of Texas!

We'll feed those votes,
To the coyotes,
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Deep in the heart of Texas!

Screw your vaccines,
Real men's tough genes,
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Protect us here in Texas!

It's just a cough,
We won't die off,
(hack, wheeze, choke, spew)
Here in the heart of Texas!

The democrats, they run like rats,
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Deep in the heart of Texas!
Like we did when, in Oregon,
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They disagreed with Texas!

We're big on cops, and traffic stops,
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Deep in the heart of Texas!
As for the law, not so much, nah,
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Not in the heart of Texas!

Our constant screed, is "We'll secede!"
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Deep in the heart of Texas!
Then we could Lord it,
But we can't afford it,
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Deep in the heart of Texas!