Post by T on Jul 20, 2021 0:40:29 GMT
#1
Now I'm not too young and I'm not too old,
Always looked healthy, or so I been told,
None of my vices or habits have killed me yet,
But if there's somethin' that gets me complaining
It's someone forcin' me into abstaining,
When all I really want is another cigarette.
(TAKES OUT A CIGARETTE AND STARTS TO LIGHT IT BUT IS STOPPED BY
#2,3,4 POPPING OUT)
(3 pt.harmony?)
Don't smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette
Don't smoke, smoke, smoke, or you'll smoke yourself to death
#1
Gotta smoke by the trash out back,
And it's twenty-seven bucks a pack,
(THEY STEAL HIS CIGS AND SPLIT)
But I wish I had another cigarette.
Well I started cussin' and with every "Goldurn!"
I realized things had gotten quite modern,
Lots of new things that I hadn't looked into yet.
And though cigarettes are still cool and romance-y,
I took a chance on advances quite fancy,
Grabbed myself some of them new E-cigarettes
(TAKES OUT AN E-CIG AND STARTS TO LIGHT IT BUT IS STOPPED BY
#2,3,4 POPPING OUT)
Don't puff, puff, puff e-cigarettes
Don't puff, puff, puff, cause that stuff is worse than meth
#1
First my Camel Lights,
—and that was cruel—
Now they're gonna take away my Juul,
(THEY STEAL HIS VAPE PEN AND SPLIT)
Guess it's kinda time to find a finer kind of cigarettes
Tobacco devices come in a profusion,
From butt pacifiers,
To gaseous extrusion,
But no matter what there are folks who are gonna fret.
And it's not that they worry about you, they still do,
But, see, if you die then it means that they will too,
And that they can't forgive and can't forget.
(#2,3,4 POP OUT)
Don't smoke, smoke, smoke or ask us why.
Just live, live, live 'til we say that you can die.
(MUSIC SLOWS—ST. PETER AND PEARLY GATES APPEAR).)
#1
And when I've entered in the Holy Light...
And St. Peter offers me a light...
(UNSURPRISINGLY, ST. PETER OFFERS HIM A LIGHT)
Then I'll finally have another cigarette.
End.
ST. PETER (SPOKEN)
Do you mind? Not within 20 feet of the Pearly Gates. Down where the sign is...
(POINTS)
#1
You have got to be kidding me.
Now I'm not too young and I'm not too old,
Always looked healthy, or so I been told,
None of my vices or habits have killed me yet,
But if there's somethin' that gets me complaining
It's someone forcin' me into abstaining,
When all I really want is another cigarette.
(TAKES OUT A CIGARETTE AND STARTS TO LIGHT IT BUT IS STOPPED BY
#2,3,4 POPPING OUT)
(3 pt.harmony?)
Don't smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette
Don't smoke, smoke, smoke, or you'll smoke yourself to death
#1
Gotta smoke by the trash out back,
And it's twenty-seven bucks a pack,
(THEY STEAL HIS CIGS AND SPLIT)
But I wish I had another cigarette.
Well I started cussin' and with every "Goldurn!"
I realized things had gotten quite modern,
Lots of new things that I hadn't looked into yet.
And though cigarettes are still cool and romance-y,
I took a chance on advances quite fancy,
Grabbed myself some of them new E-cigarettes
(TAKES OUT AN E-CIG AND STARTS TO LIGHT IT BUT IS STOPPED BY
#2,3,4 POPPING OUT)
Don't puff, puff, puff e-cigarettes
Don't puff, puff, puff, cause that stuff is worse than meth
#1
First my Camel Lights,
—and that was cruel—
Now they're gonna take away my Juul,
(THEY STEAL HIS VAPE PEN AND SPLIT)
Guess it's kinda time to find a finer kind of cigarettes
Tobacco devices come in a profusion,
From butt pacifiers,
To gaseous extrusion,
But no matter what there are folks who are gonna fret.
And it's not that they worry about you, they still do,
But, see, if you die then it means that they will too,
And that they can't forgive and can't forget.
(#2,3,4 POP OUT)
Don't smoke, smoke, smoke or ask us why.
Just live, live, live 'til we say that you can die.
(MUSIC SLOWS—ST. PETER AND PEARLY GATES APPEAR).)
#1
And when I've entered in the Holy Light...
And St. Peter offers me a light...
(UNSURPRISINGLY, ST. PETER OFFERS HIM A LIGHT)
Then I'll finally have another cigarette.
End.
ST. PETER (SPOKEN)
Do you mind? Not within 20 feet of the Pearly Gates. Down where the sign is...
(POINTS)
#1
You have got to be kidding me.