Post by T on Aug 2, 2021 23:04:42 GMT
(Lights out)
Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to enter a strange world: a world not only of rights and wrongs, of ups and downs, of blacks and whites, but of endless niggling gray idiocies. A journey into a confusing land whose every outrage is merely a harbinger of things to come. Welcome to...Reality!
Prepare to be enthralled and appalled as we present 60 minutes of modern American life! Here's the News!
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT NEWS
("What I Like About You" - The Romantics. Link to orig. at bottom)
BIGBIZ
What I like about news,
Whether left or right,
Don't care what they want,
Long as they tune in at night.
Keep on whispering in their ear,
Any little thing they want to hear,
Is it true? Who cares!
That's what I like about news!
MAGAT
Why I like Fox news,
They really get it right.
The whole damn country's turning into urban blight!
We're love America, that is all,
Their next President would be Ru Paul,
Is it true?
That's what they say on Fox News.
MSNBC VIEWER
MSNBC,
Really knows how I work.
I'm wowed and how
By Maddow's constant smirk.
Looks like there's a war on the truth,
Nazi, fascists, hitler youth,
Is it true?
That's what they say on my news!
BIGBIZ (But what about around the world? Let's ask Vladimir Putin what he thinks about the news)
PUTIN
What I like about news?
They do what I say.
I'm amused, confused
How it works in USA
If I hear something I don't wanna hear,
Maybe a journalist disappear,
Is it true?
(MUSIC STOPS - spoken)
Yes. Is very true.
(KNOCKED OUT OF THE WAY BY Q SHAMAN)
QSHAMAN
What I like about Q,
It don't make no damn sense,
You can even prove something by saying there's no evidence
4 chan says the US has strayed,
Maybe that explains why I can't get laid,
Is it true?
Don't think it matters, do you?
GIRL
What I like about The View—!
(Music halts, everyone walks off disgusted. She's left alone.)
Alone...again. It's a lonely time...
(Into updated(?) [UN]VACCINATED PEOPLE)
Original
youtu.be/Rqnw5IfbZOU
Ladies and gentlemen, you're about to enter a strange world: a world not only of rights and wrongs, of ups and downs, of blacks and whites, but of endless niggling gray idiocies. A journey into a confusing land whose every outrage is merely a harbinger of things to come. Welcome to...Reality!
Prepare to be enthralled and appalled as we present 60 minutes of modern American life! Here's the News!
WHAT I LIKE ABOUT NEWS
("What I Like About You" - The Romantics. Link to orig. at bottom)
BIGBIZ
What I like about news,
Whether left or right,
Don't care what they want,
Long as they tune in at night.
Keep on whispering in their ear,
Any little thing they want to hear,
Is it true? Who cares!
That's what I like about news!
MAGAT
Why I like Fox news,
They really get it right.
The whole damn country's turning into urban blight!
We're love America, that is all,
Their next President would be Ru Paul,
Is it true?
That's what they say on Fox News.
MSNBC VIEWER
MSNBC,
Really knows how I work.
I'm wowed and how
By Maddow's constant smirk.
Looks like there's a war on the truth,
Nazi, fascists, hitler youth,
Is it true?
That's what they say on my news!
BIGBIZ (But what about around the world? Let's ask Vladimir Putin what he thinks about the news)
PUTIN
What I like about news?
They do what I say.
I'm amused, confused
How it works in USA
If I hear something I don't wanna hear,
Maybe a journalist disappear,
Is it true?
(MUSIC STOPS - spoken)
Yes. Is very true.
(KNOCKED OUT OF THE WAY BY Q SHAMAN)
QSHAMAN
What I like about Q,
It don't make no damn sense,
You can even prove something by saying there's no evidence
4 chan says the US has strayed,
Maybe that explains why I can't get laid,
Is it true?
Don't think it matters, do you?
GIRL
What I like about The View—!
(Music halts, everyone walks off disgusted. She's left alone.)
Alone...again. It's a lonely time...
(Into updated(?) [UN]VACCINATED PEOPLE)
Original
youtu.be/Rqnw5IfbZOU