bari
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Post by bari on Aug 8, 2021 17:52:52 GMT
Here's one for the evergreen stack!
OLD MAN NOISES (Ol’ Man River) (male chorus)
Singer 1:
THERE IS A TIME AND WE ALL MUST FACE IT--
Singer 2:
THERE IS A TIME WE’RE NO LONGER YOUNG,
Singer 3:
LIFE IS A LADDER, LET’S ALL EMBRACE IT—
AS WE’RE APPROACHING THE FINAL RUNG.
Singer 1:
AGING HAS ITS SHARE OF TREATS,
DISCOUNTS ON OUR MEALS AND OUR MOVIE SEATS.
Singer 2:
LIFE MOVES ON, IN FITS AND STARTS,
BUT MOVING COMES WITH COUGHING
AND SNORTS AND FAAAAAAARTS…
Singer 3:
OLD MAN NOISES, (Singers 1 & 2 grunt)
THOSE OLD MAN NOISES, (Singers 1 & 2 cough)
WE CAN’T CONTROL ‘EM,
WE GOT NO CHOICES!
WE JUST KEEP GROANIN’
JUST GRUNT AND GROANIN’ ALONG.
Singer 1:
WE MAKE ‘EM STANDIN’
Singer 2:
WE MAKE ‘EM SITTIN’,
Singer 3:
WE MAKE ‘EM SLEEPIN’
Singer 1:
WE MAKE ‘EM SHITTIN’
All:
WE JUST CAN’T HELP IT,
WE KEEP ON GROANIN’ ALONG.
(Bridge)
Singer 2:
BURPING, SLURPING,
IT’S INSANE,
AND IT’S EVEN WORSE
IF WE HAVE STRESS OR PAIN!
UGH! MY HIP!
ACH! MY HEAD!
I’D MOAN A LITTLE MORE,
BUT IT’S TIME FOR BED.
Singer 3 (with ooohs, then ahs from 1 & 2))
YEARS FROM NOW,
WHEN WE’RE DEAD AND BURIED,
WE WON’T FIND PEACE
IN THE CEMETERY.
OUR
(All)
OLD MAN NOISES,
(All grunt)
THEY’LL JUST KEEP GROANIN’ ALONG!
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