WASHINGTONIACS

(Cover: She’s a Maniac/Flashdance)



LET US WELCOME YOU

TO A PARODY NIGHT,

TAKIN’ SCANDALS

AND MAKIN’ ‘EM RHYME,

SEE, WE USED TO BE

THE CAPITOL STEPS

AND FOR YEARS WE WERE CRAZY!



NOW THE SONGS ARE NEW,

WE’RE ON TOP OF OUR GAME,

WE CAN SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE

BUT WE JUST CAN’T USE OUR PREVIOUS NAME

‘CUZ IT WOULDN’T BE LEGAL!



THOUGH THE TIMES ARE REALLY STRANGE,

POLITICS WILL NEVER CHANGE,

LET’S TAKE A BITE

OF BOTH THE LEFT AND THE RIGHT…



WASHINGTONIACS,

OH, WE’RE BACK, YES WE ARE,

WE HAVE TURNED THE PAGE,

IT’S A BRAND NEW STAGE

WITH A BAR!



WASHINGTONIACS,

THAT’S OUR ACT,

AND WHAT’S MORE,

WE’RE THE SAME FOLKS

THAT YOU USED TO LOVE BEFORE.



WASHINGTONIACS,

MAKIN’ TRACKS

SO LET’S GO!

SINCE THERE’S NO MORE TO EXPLAIN

LET’S START THE SHOW!



SPOKEN: If you see something, sing something!



(Chord!)